your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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