Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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