I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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