Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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