i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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