happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
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my nose is crying tears of wow.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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