Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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