I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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