You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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