big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
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Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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