just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
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I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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