How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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