So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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