I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Can you repeat that, but with context?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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