a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
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