There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
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i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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