I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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