How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
