why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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