I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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