Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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