did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
