He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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