If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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