Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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