I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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