I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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