I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Randomize
