So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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