I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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