Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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