Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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