the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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