we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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