You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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