porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
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I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Holy sore nipples Batman
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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