The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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