"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
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How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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