I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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