Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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