Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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