She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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