At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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