I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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