when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
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