Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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