So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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