I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
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I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Dick very happy bro
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