I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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