i wish peter jackson would direct porn
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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