what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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