dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The beer is more important than you right now.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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