hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
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