Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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