a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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