I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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