Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
FUCK WHALES
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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